Mr Scruff

Had a sleep over at Chappers’ house the other night as Blonde had too much to drink and she couldn’t drive my motor back home.


One of Chappers mates stayed over too. She’s one of them poodle things, proper white and curly and right yappy. So we all go down the boozer, me, Chappers’ and Lola get on the water, Blonde and her mate drink some water that looks like wee, yellow looking stuff. Horrid smelling and it makes them talk fast and walk funny.


Back at home all five of us got into bed for our sleep over and Lola would not stop yapping. Blonde was really tired and none of us slept a wink.


Next day, I could not believe my eyes - yappy face has a guns n’ roses style dog bowl. Would you believe it, I’ve met cats who are more rock n’ roll than her, and that’s not rock n’ roll at all.


Being farmed off to the dog sitter for the weekend - Blonde is off to some festival with a man from Holland, or House of Holland, oh I don’t know, but there will be tears and old mutt face here will have to do the mopping up come Monday!


Woof x