Hannah Borno

Today I’m still feeling a bit weird after my visit to Marie the psychic, plus my hangover is making me paranoid so I pop into another psychic booth round the corner from my hotel. Sandra tells me that on a scale of 1 to 10 my depleted aura is at level 4. She says my third eye is clammed shut, and I need to meditate every day whilst using an amethyst crystal. She sells me one for 30 dollars.

Later I find the exact same crystal in Chinatown for 6 dollars so buy another three, plus two quartz crystals for good luck. In the next few days I’ve decided I’m going to open my third eye chakra and cast out this bad luck - come what may!