Emma Sells

Going up:

Madge and Guy: The saga begins and, even though we know we shouldn’t be, we’re totally hooked. Was she a control freak? Was he an emotional retard? So many questions. Our biggest one? Madonna ’s new single status must be about to trigger another style re-invention - bets are on for what she’ll be channeling next…

My-Wardrobe.com: One of our favourite shopping destinations is launching a loyalty card on Tuesday. You know what that means? Points for every pound that you spend and a £20 voucher once you hit the 500 point mark. The most stylish way to beat the credit crunch…

Mr Blackwell: The acid-tongued compiler of Hollywood’s most hotly anticipated (and feared) best and worst dressed list sadly died this weekend. The former designer and fashion critic was responsible for such gems as ‘…she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!’ (Mary-Kate Olsen) and ‘Harry Potter in drag’ (Ann Robinson), the fashion world will be a much duller place without him….

Going down:

Paris’ new best friend: Our favourite socialite has been doing the rounds in London while she films her latest t.v. series. Not content with hitting the hottest clubs in town, she’s also procured invites to high scoiety parties where she’s been rubbing shoulders with various members of the Royal Family and reportedly developed a soft spot for the Princes. Paris as Queen? What a thought…

Agyness’ latest look: We’re Agy’s biggest fans but we’re finding it hard t get behind this outfit. She seems to have taken 80’s icon Cyndi Lauper as her style inspiration, and the resulting metallic frock and converse combination is more fancy dress than high fashion. Could do better…