Emma Sells

Going up:

www.fakekarl.blogspot.com: Ever wanted to know what really goes on inside the mind of Karl Lagerfeld? Well your prayers have been answered. Sort of. This isn’t the real Karl’s blog obviously but it’s very, very funny. Even funnier than Manolo’s shoe blog and that’s saying something. Our favourite quote so far? This on about Rachel Zoe: ‘I’m gay Rachel. And I don’t like you anyway. I only go out with fashion people, hmmm?’ We’re addicted…

Crop tops: Having something of a moment. Now, we’re not sure that we’re brave enough to embrace them ourselves - this is definitely a trend that should be approached with SERIOUS caution. But three cheers for Diane Kruger who managed to make it look so effortless on the red carpet…

Louis Vuitton Soundwalk: The most stylish way to find your way around a new city. Download a guide onto your mp3 player and be guided round the coolest must-see spots. It’s currently only available for Shanghai, Hong Kong and Beijing - very useful if you’re heading to the Olympics - but if Marc’s planning on a London guide we’d like to offer our assistance. We’ll take payment in accessories…

Going down:

SJP’s mole: Mysteriously missing from her chin this week. Either she’s discovered a miracle concealer (in which case please fill us in fast) or she’s had it surgically removed. The fashion world is in mourning…

Black lipstick: Looked fantastic on the catwalk (doesn’t everything) but in real life makes us feel like a 14 year old experimenting with a goth phase. Call us old fashioned but we’re sticking with red…