Emma Sells

Going up:

Musical chairs: As seen on the catwalk at Stella McCartney’s show in Liverpool. We are fully in favour of going back to the old school and embracing party games; pin the tail on the donkey, what’s the time mister wolf and, our own personal favourite, pass the parcel. But could we find a Chanel handbag in the middle please? Hours of wholesome fun…

The wedding of the year: Credit crunch, shmedit crunch, Colleen and Wayne went all out for their big day and we’re hooked. Wayne’s brown suit, his mum’s dramatic weight loss, the duet with Westlife, we’re lapping up all the details. We may never recover from our lack of invite…

Generous friends: High street magnate Philip Green is apparently worried that his favourite supermodel Kate Moss has been working to hard and has paid for her and boyfriend Jaimie Hince to jet off on a luxury holiday. With friends like these who needs EasyJet?

Going Down:

Streaky fake tan: The organisers of this year’s Ascot have decreed the summer pitfall the ultimate fashion faux pas. Along with skirts more than two inches above the knee, strapless dresses and midriffs they have been well and truly banned from this years event. Sounds like a good excuse for a shopping spree and a trip to the salon to us…

Baby speculation: She’s pregnant! It’s twins! She’s adopting an eskimo! There are so many baby rumours floating around we’re exhausted. Jennifer Aniston for one would have a family the size of the Walton’s by now if she’d snapped up a baby everytime it had been suggested. Enough please…

The bikini body v. alcohol debate: Our holidays are in sight and we’d like to look our best, but when the sun comes out it Pimm’s in the park and G&T’s after work. Yes we’re sticking to slimline tonic but we’re not sure it’s working. It’s a serious quandry that we’re just not sure how to resolve…